Sunday, July 29, 2012

A private jet? I'd rather go by bus: Joan Rivers lets loose on her travelling life

How do I love thee?   Let me count the ways.  That's what Elizabeth Barrett Browning wrote.  I'm always asking:  How do I hate thee?  How much time do you have? 

Take travel, for instance.  I hate flying on private jets.  When someone takes me on one, I'm always treated like a queen, but because I'm a guest it means that whoever owns the jet is a lot richer and more famous than I am.  And if that private jet goes down, the obituary in the New York Times will read: International Oil Magnate Sheik Abdullah Muckety Muck And Four Other (Poorer) People Die In Private Plane Crash.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk

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